So Cussedly Soft, You’ll Never Want to Take It Off
After the runaway roller-coaster ride of the past many months, it’s high time that something finally goes smoothly – and this shirt is it. Slip it on and you may well find yourself uttering an expletive or two of amazement, because this crew is that !@#$ soft. The fabric is a perfectly balanced blend of premium Pima cotton with high-tech modal yarns plus a touch of stretchy spandex – a formula for live-in comfort whether you’re working from your home office (translation: kitchen table) or unwinding on the couch. Better yet, closed cycle production of modal keeps potentially harmful chemicals out of the environment by indefinitely reusing processing agents – making it a sustainable alternative to other fibers. Your Dang Soft Crew even releases stains, so a BBQ sauce spill won’t prematurely end your shirt’s promising career.